... were going to head for the world's largest cheese producing country, the country where drugs are stupidly legal; the country which has the world's second largest cycling community. First I thought: mid-life crisis. I mean, what in the world was he on about? When he mentioned that drugs were legal in that particular country, I thought we were going out into space for a second, because I had no idea there was such thing as a country where drugs are legal. My brother, who was rudely eavesdropping, just came right into my dad's face and said: "Where are we going?" My dad said: "Holland". So when I told my mum about the news, not giving my dad time to even ask her, she went all hyper etc... She started arguing with my dad telling him how a holiday is only required once a year and wasting money like that was not ...

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